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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2006|07:16 am]
Moo
The sad Passing of Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his
birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life
isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple,
sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable
parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and
a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his
condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing
the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer Paracetamol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but,
could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to
have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became contraband; churches became
businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from
a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common
Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was
promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to
Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him pass this on. If not join the majority and do
nothing.
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2006|12:45 am]
Moo
This is usually one of my favorite days...but not this year. this year my world is falling apart....Hopefully it is fixable
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2006|11:38 am]
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Here you go Aunt Rachie [Oct. 30th, 2006|06:49 am]
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2006|10:16 pm]
Moo
Your Love Number is 2

Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover.
Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes.
At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy.
As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced.
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2006|12:23 pm]
Moo

HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are:
127
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

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Sooo Big [Oct. 17th, 2006|06:23 pm]
Moo
[Current Mood |chipperchipper]

I weigh 4.7oz now!!!!
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1 week [Oct. 15th, 2006|04:37 pm]
Moo
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]

Today is a very good day for Pumpkin's sake.....I was told if I could keep her alive for a week, her chance of survival goes way up....so here we are day 7, and not only is she alive...she now weighs 4.1 oz : )
and has met her new big brother...


and has also discovered chocolate :)

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Happy Friday the 13th [Oct. 13th, 2006|02:33 pm]
Moo
I will be posting better pictures of Pumpkin, once I can get them off my camera, new  cables are on the way...For now the pics are from my phone...Unless Auntie Rachael raeangel wants to post some :)
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5 days old [Oct. 13th, 2006|02:28 pm]
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[Current Mood |sleepysleepy]

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